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Simple enough, tell us how you lost it, lets have some fun.

I was 17, lost mine on a riverbed during the arvo. After about 22 unforgettable seconds of doing the deed, a junkie with his love child holding a beer slabbed randomly walked by.

Uhhhh... What?

Yeah dude, you've read the room wrong. This ain't reddit.

Hey Crownie, can you share some of the stuff you've been smoking?

Cheers

I lost my ventriloquist dummy after busking in the mall. I think there's a good chance the junkie took yours for cash, happens all the time.