There is no reason to know my name or what my ideals are so I wont bore you with that information, the fact is you have to vote for me regardless, as my colleagues and I right the electoral laws to suit our own interests, so we included full preferential voting to ensure you have no choice in the matter, and just to ensure I win we devised a counting system (2 Party preferred) to ensure your vote counts for myself or one of my colleagues.
As there is what we call safe seats and I was endorsed to occupy one I have already won, regardless of my ideals, in fact I have to tow the party line so my views matter not.
All the polls you read are 2 party preferred so even if you are questioned regarding your intention it will indicate a preference for one of us anyway, so you will always consider us the ideal choice of the electorate, and we will ensure those pesky minor players and independents are not heard of so you are not confused by to many choices, we can even arrange that their poster are pulled down, or that the ballot papers have blank boxes next to their names and our mates in the media will finish them of if they are to well organized.
As you have no choice but to vote for me, and my ideals don’t count anyway just to ensure there are no complaints we have made it law that we do not have to honor our promises as we at times have to bullshit to you to get your vote, we have even gone as far as giving the electoral commission the ability to change your ballot paper, even guess your intention, as some of those stupid eastern states allow freedom of choice, idiots, so when people from those states come here and only preference those of their choice we can alter their ballot papers to suit our agenda.
We would like to send our best wishes to the apathetic as you are towing the line, we created this system so that change would seem impossible and it is, so giving up as you have is the best option, no use banging your head against the wall, hey?
The only people that count are the big boys who support and finance us and as such we reward them with tax breaks and hand outs, its your money anyway so why would we care, you should see my up and coming salary and perks, it will indeed be a hard few years until I can resign and enjoy my huge pension and other concessions.
I feel a bit like a future god as my colleagues and I can pass any legislation with out having to consider any rights of the people, to such a degree that we are having trouble coming up with any new ideas as we have covered all the bases, so now all we can do is charge the people more for what we were meant to supply in the first place, its pretty easy all we do is allow a supply to dry up intentionally then charge more for less, works fine to fill the coffers, so when we start to spend millions of your money to promote ourselves at the next election take your mighty pencil and vote for labor or liberal and leave the rest up to us, as resistance is futile, your countries long term future is in my hands weather you like it or not.
Love you all,
